
We Don’t Just Rep the Streets. We Run Distribution.
THCa flower, fire extracts, and vault-locked merch. Built for real smokers, real dealers, and the culture that raised us.

From Seed to Shirt – Designed to Hit
Every product we drop starts with a real strain. No fluff. No gimmicks. Just verified gas turned into top-tier flower, crumble, and street-smart apparel.
Want More for Less?🔌 Get Plugged In
Introducing $80 Ounce Vault Access — your direct access to the loudest value in the game. No more testing with $20 here, $40 there on tiny sacks.
Commit to the zip, and we’ll reward you heavy.
🎯 $80 per ounce
🔥 Top-shelf strain rotations
🧠 No fluff, just loyalty, community & heat
🔥 THCa Flower
Top-shelf buds available in bulk — indica, sativa, and hybrid.
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Trop Cherry – Exotic Hybrid Flower
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Trop Cherry Snow Caps – Exotic Blend
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Purple Punch – Exotic Indica Flower
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Moonbow – Boutique Hybrid Flower
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❄️ White Runtz THCA Iced Prerolls
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❄️ Gelato THCA Iced Prerolls
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❄️ No Drama Llama THCA Iced Prerolls
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❄️ Orange Cookies THCA Iced Prerolls
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💥 Crumble & Extracts
Potent, flavorful dabs with unmatched clarity and consistency.
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GMO Sherbet – Indica Crumble
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Super Silver Haze – Sativa Crumble
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🔥 Active Strain Collection – Real Bud. Real Art. Real Deals.
Explore our freshest drop of legendary strains — locally active, visually iconic. Each design features real photos of the actual flower used, captured on premium-quality merch: shirts, posters, hats, bags, stickers — and you can pair it with a bag of the same strain.
Stack the culture & save: Automatic bundle deals on 2, 3, or 5+ items.
Smoke it. Wear it. Rep it.
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Trop Cherry – Exotic Hybrid Flower
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Trop Cherry Snow Caps – Exotic Blend
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Purple Punch – Exotic Indica Flower
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Moonbow – Boutique Hybrid Flower
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Purple Punch Bucket Hat – Fruity Knockout with Cozy Drip
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Purple Punch Stash Bag – Grape-Heavy with Knockout Flow
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🥊 "Purple Punch" Heavy Indica Flavor Bomb Poster
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Purple Punch Tee – Grape Soda Slump Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Super Boof Stash Bag – Loud Funk with Wild Style
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Super Boof Bucket Hat – Funky Gas with Loud Personality
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📦🔥 Super Boof Poster – Loud Hybrid Poster with Zesty Gas & Heavy Terps
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Super Boof Tee – Loud Exotic Impact Unisex Cotton Tee
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🔥Limited-Edition 🧢 Vault Merch
From iconic buds to wearable art — shop exclusive tees, hats, stash bags, stickers, and posters featuring the top strains of all time. Each design is powered by real flower photos — and yours could be next. Submit your shots, share your link, and start earning from the culture.
Search your favorite strains and rep what you puff.
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Banana Kush Tee – Creamy Fruit, Cali Chill Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Gorilla Cake Tee – Hybrid Strength, Frosted Kush Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Alaskan Thunder Fuck Tee – Frosty Thunder OG Unisex Cotton Tee
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Apples And Bananas Tee – Fruity Funk Hybrid Unisex Cotton Tee
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Mexican Sativa Tee – Bright Heritage Uplift Unisex Cotton Tee
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Nepalese Tee – Himalayan Classic Unisex Cotton Tee
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Afghan Skunk Tee – Classic Landrace Funk Unisex Cotton Tee
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NYC Diesel Tee – Urban Fuel Power Unisex Cotton Tee
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LA Kush Cake Tee – Sweet Gas Hybrid Unisex Cotton Tee
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Kandy Kush Tee – Sweet & Heavy Unisex Cotton Tee
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Fire OG Tee – Classic Potent OG Unisex Cotton Tee
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Permanent Marker Tee – Luxury Gas Drip Unisex Cotton Tee
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Cannatonic Tee – Balanced CBD Power Unisex Cotton Tee
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Alien OG Tee – Out-Of-This-World Potency Unisex Cotton Tee
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Critical Kush Tee – Heavyweight Classic Unisex Cotton Tee
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Trainwreck Tee – Mind-Bending Powerhouse Unisex Cotton Tee
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Animal Cookies Tee – Loud Sweet Hybrid Unisex Cotton Tee
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Truffle Pig Tee – Gourmet Gas Hybrid Unisex Cotton Tee
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Double OG Sour Tee – Diesel Funk Depth Charge Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Lemon Skunk Tee – Bright Citrus Bliss Unisex Cotton Tee
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Stash Bags
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Charlotte’s Web Stash Bag – Calm Carry for Clear Moments
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Wedding Crashers Stash Bag – Bold Berries with Ceremony Pressure
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Green Crack Stash Bag – Citrus Speed for the Daily Hustle
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Zkittlez Stash Bag – Taste the Drip, Carry the Rainbow
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Mimosa Stash Bag – Brunch Energy with Citrus Swagger
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Rainbow Sherbet Stash Bag – Scoopable Style with Candy Cool
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GMO Cookies Stash Bag – Funk-Infused Carry for the Real Ones
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Ice Cream Cake Stash Bag – Cold Drip, Soft Flavor, Clean Carry
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LA Confidential Stash Bag – Undercover Chill, Urban Built
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Maui Wowie Stash Bag – Hawaiian Breeze in a Tropical Carry
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Governmint Oasis Stash Bag – Frosty Calm with Loud Intent
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Z Cap Stash Bag – Exotic Funk with Top Shelf Flow
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Critical Mass Stash Bag – Bulk Carry with Heavyweight Calm
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Honey Banana Stash Bag – Sticky Sweet & Built to Stash
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Master Kush Stash Bag – Legacy Carry for Quiet Kings
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Chemdawg Stash Bag – Diesel Drip, East Coast Born
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Pot Headz Bucket Hats
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Stash Cartel Hat Display – 6-Tier Rotating Hat Rack (Zinc Finish)
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Green Crack Bucket Hat – Electric Style with All-Day Energy
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Zkittlez Bucket Hat – Taste the Rainbow, Wear the Flavor
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Mimosa Bucket Hat – Citrus-Infused Cool with Champagne Vibes
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Rainbow Sherbet Bucket Hat – Bold Colors, Cool Chill, Loud Fit
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GMO Cookies Bucket Hat – Funky Drip for Real Ones Only
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Ice Cream Cake Bucket Hat – Chill Comfort with Premium Flavor
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LA Confidential Bucket Hat – West Coast Mystery, Underground Drip
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Purple Punch Bucket Hat – Fruity Knockout with Cozy Drip
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Wedding Crashers Bucket Hat – Party-Ready Drip with Floral Funk
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Afghani Bucket Hat – Deep Roots, Heavy Vibes, Timeless Cool
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Cheese Bucket Hat – Funky Classic with Loud Legacy Flavor
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Posters
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🍓 "Strawberry Cough" Skunky Sativa Poster
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🫐🎶 Blueberry Poster – Classic Indica Poster Packed with Fruity Nostalgia
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⚡ "Green Crack" High-Energy Sativa Poster Print
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🕸️ "White Widow" Frosted Hybrid Legacy Poster – Classic Cannabis Wall Art
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📖 "Jack Herer" Activist Sativa Energy Poster – Legacy Cannabis Art in Dank Green
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🌈 "Zkittlez" Award-Winning Hybrid Fruit Poster
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🍨 "Gelato" Strain Poster – Creamy Cannabis Wall Print with Smooth Vibes
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⚡ "Sour Diesel" Electric Sativa Drip Poster
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Stickers
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Super Boof Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Cannabis Culture Merch
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Stash Certified Legendary Seals — Holographic Die-Cut Stickers
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Alien OG Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Stoner Art Collectible
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Animal Cookies Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Cannabis Culture Art
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Apples and Bananas Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Weed Merch Collectible
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Mexican Sativa Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Cannabis Lifestyle Art
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MAC Stomper Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Stoner Art Design
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Nepalese Transparent Outdoor Sticker – Cannabis Culture Collectible
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Who Decides What’s in the Vault? You Do.

The Vault holds 100 strains at a time. Strains can be voted in. Strains can be voted out. Your voice shapes the drop. Your vote decides the line.
“It’s not just a strain list — it’s a movement decided by the real ones.”

🏆 The Vault – Powered by the People, Protected by Stash Cartel
100+ legendary strains. Voted in. Rotated out. Only the best make the drop.
The Vault is our rotating collection of elite flower — picked by the culture, sealed in gold. Every strain is a crowd favorite, hand-selected from submissions and voted in by real smokers, growers, and heads like you.
🔐 This is where icons are made. This is The Vault.
💥 Vote on the next Vault drop
💎 Submit your own strain art
📈 Get seen. Get paid. Go legendary.

Submit. Get Seen. Get Paid.
Got a fire strain photo or original artwork tied to cannabis culture? Send it in. If we choose your submission, we’ll turn it into wearable, collectible merch—and you get paid every time it sells.
🔥 What We’re Looking For:
📸 Hi-res images (300 DPI minimum).
🌿 Clear strain photography or original illustrations.
🚫 No filters, no watermarks, no AI art.
✅ Must be YOUR original work (full rights required).
💰 What You Get:
Earn real commissions on every sale—with your name tied to the culture.
This is your sign to build your own Stash Cartel.

📦 Built for Distribution
We’re not just a brand — we’re the supplier. Get Vault Packs, shelf-ready store displays, and tiered pricing built for real resellers.

Stash Cartel Sessions & Mobile Services
Real culture. Real connections. Real cannabis. Join us on the road or bring us to you.
Stash Cartel Sessions
Our cannabis culture meetups bring together growers, artists, vendors, and educators for real exchange and exclusive drops. Missouri-based, community-built.
Want to host or vend? Apply below.
Apply to Host or VendBook a Stash Cartel Pop-Up
We’ll pop up at your event with products, merch, and knowledge. Flat fee: $1,000 for up to 4 hours. Travel fees may apply for events 60+ miles from Sullivan, MO.
Custom packages available on request.
Book a Pop-UpMobile Dispensary Delivery
We deliver legal compliant cannabis products throughout central Missouri. Local delivery available within 30 minutes for smaller orders; up to 1 hour for 2oz+.
Bulk and distro drop-offs available with fast turnarounds.
Schedule a DeliveryVendor & Partner Sign-Up
Are you an artist, grower, educator, or cultural leader? Join the Sessions as a vendor or collaborator. We vet all applicants to preserve the vibe.
Tap in through the contact page.
Become a VendorUpcoming Events
Follow the calendar and get involved. These Sessions are changing the game.
View the Events Calendar
🔥 Spark a Session — Let’s Connect
We’re real people, building real culture. Tap in with Stash Cartel — for wholesale, collabs, questions, or just to connect. We move weight and work in packs. Let’s build something real together.
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